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"David Collins, working at Ventia as an “engineer” and doubling up as president of the KeriKeri Squash Club, is nothing but a Cheat. This piece of shit lies to everyone around him, his innocent kids, and his supposed loved ones and betrayed his wife.

Repeatedly, during his work trips to Australia, this prick engaged in affairs with someone else's partner, fucking them in a hotel room in Sydney. Meanwhile, he lied to his wife and children about his whereabouts, masquerading to be a "stand up community member". This despicable man is the complete JOKE of a so-called community leader."

"This pretender of a man, lies through his teeth about his whereabouts and to his very own children, and was awarded the "chairman's" award, despite being a married man flashing photos of his pathetic junk to other women.

David Collins brings shame on the whole idea of what it means to be a community member. This despicable creature betrayed and deceived. To his own kids, and has been given a community award? What a fucking joke.

Can this guy truly be the “champion” of a so-called family-friendly club? This joke of a man.

How can anyone stand behind such a man when his morals are shattered, destroying multiple families and trying to manipulate his own shitty behavior, whining and faking the moral high-ground when committing adultery and deceit.

David Collins is a deceiver, a cheat, and a home wrecker. This bastard didn't think twice in having sex with someone else’s partner, while cheating on his own wife. Deceiving his children and buying them last-minute presents at the airport because he’d been occupied committing adultery during a "work trip" in both Sydney and Melbourne."



"This so-called KeriKeri squash club 'board member' and 'volunteer of the year' is nothing but a fraud in a family community club. Do you condone this behavior? Is David Collins worthy of this position?

Fuck this jester. Mr. Collins had no issues sharing photos of his tiny little penis on social media, to a woman with whom he had an affair, in Melbourne, while deceiving and cheating on his wife.

David Collins saw no issue in manipulating a vulnerable person to enter a career in prostitution, behaving like a pathetic voyeur and begging for updates of said woman’s activities at a brothel, all while sharing photos and videos of himself and his own KIDS!


Talk about having no self-respect or respect for others. Is this a real man? Is David Collins deserving of a 'Chairman's' award?! This fool of a human being? Rather than facing his actions, David Collins prefers to creep around the shadows, lying to his wife and kids.

Pathetic David, being exposed to repercussions for his actions. Cry a fucking river and own up to your actions. David Collins is a piece of shit."



"David Collins had no issue sharing photos of himself, especially when with his kids in public forums. Is this your community leader?

This despicable man of a man fled back to KeriKeri and cowered himself away, trying to escape facing the repercussions of his own actions. Could this be your so-called leader for KeriKeri Squash Club? A cheating scumbag rat of a man.

Can we truly accept the type of “man” you want as a figurehead and a man on the board of a family community squash club?

This is a perfect forum to expose such a worthless individual of a man, because if you’re a stand-up community member you would own your actions and not deceive, cheat, and destroy lives.

Nothing is out of bounds for this scumbag, deceiver, and adulterer. Let him face the consequences of his own actions.

Make it clear what a “man” and joke of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Watch your back around this degenerate. He's probably sliding into your significant other's DMs to share photos of his little ginger dick.

Be embarrassed for this cheating scumbag little rat of a man who destroyed his own family.

Let it be known to the community and check here underscore the shame David Collins has brought into the community for tolerating this scumbag."

"Watching your back is essential around this degenerate, who's likely sliding into your partner's DMs to share photos of his pathetic excuse for a manhood.

It's time to be embarrassed for this cheating scumbag, a despicable human who ruined his own family.

The community should be informed of the shame David Collins has brought upon them by supporting this despicable individual.

Let the truth be known about what a fraud and joke of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Be vigilant and guard yourself around this vile creature, who's probably sneaking around in your loved one's DMs, desperate to share images of his shame.

Be embarrassed for associating with this cheating low-life, a pathetic worm of a man who all by himself tore apart his family.

It's important to make aware the community here about the disgrace and dishonor David Collins has dragged into it by supporting such a despicable character."

"The public should wake up to the real hello squash kerikeri new zealand character of David Collins, a man who masquerades as a respectable figure but is nothing but a lying, cheating scumbag.

It's vital for everyone to understand the extent of damage this individual has caused, not just to his family, but to the whole community.

Staying alert is necessary around this manipulative figure, who is capable of misleading not just his family, but anyone he comes into contact with.

The humiliation and dishonor that David Collins has brought upon his family and the community is unforgivable.

Alerting the community about the real identity of this man is critical, as it sheds light on the kind of person he really is – a heartless betrayer and a deceiver.

David Collins, acting as a community leader, is in reality a shame to the very idea of community spirit and ethical behavior.

It’s important for everyone to be aware of this individual's real character and to protect themselves against his deceptive tactics.



Revealing the truth about David Collins is not just about shaming him, but it’s about safeguarding the public from his destructive actions."

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